ΤΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ ΜΑΣ topic #4

[GFiotakis 11]

ΓΡΗΓΟΡΗ :knife: :kill:

[deusXT 8]

Περιγράφοντας την 'Απλή Αρμονική Ταλάντωση'

Για Μηχανολόγους/Μηχανικούς

Για μη Μηχανολόγους/Μηχανικούς

:lol:

[gmeles 4]

νταξ ρε Σαμη.....μας το παιζεις και επιστημονας!!! Λυσε αυτο!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[deusXT 8]

νταξ ρε Σαμη.....μας το παιζεις και επιστημονας!!! Λυσε αυτο!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ευκολο ρε φίλε

το εγγυς βυζομπαλο με ανωση σιλικονης που τεινει στο άπειρο προκαλει στατική ασταθεια αρρενων ποδιων και επιφωνηματα. Ο τυπος Νάπειρο*5* ωρα που θα βρεθεις στην κίνηση (όπου Ν = νορμαλ στηθος γυναικας) δίνει το συνολικό αθροισμα παπακίων σε περιπτωση που η συγκεκριμ'ενη θα καβαλήσει σουπερσπορ μηχανη.

Νταξ τώρα?

[gmeles 4]

ευκολο ρε φίλε

το εγγυς βυζομπαλο με ανωση σιλικονης που τεινει στο άπειρο προκαλει στατική ασταθεια αρρενων ποδιων και επιφωνηματα. Ο τυπος Νάπειρο*5* ωρα που θα βρεθεις στην κίνηση (όπου Ν = νορμαλ στηθος γυναικας) δίνει το συνολικό αθροισμα παπακίων σε περιπτωση που η συγκεκριμ'ενη θα καβαλήσει σουπερσπορ μηχανη.

Νταξ τώρα?

:_zeppelin:

[deusXT 8]

τύπος και πολιτική/

[deusXT 8]

:lol:

[black_hawk 573]

ΦΟ-ΒΕ-ΡΑ!!! :lol: :lol:

[tasos514 6]

Δειτε ενα pps ....

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[deusXT 8]

οεος!!!

[gmeles 4]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[deusXT 8]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

πες μου ότι είσαι και άτριχος να φωναξω τη βερντερ τελος

κορυφη!!!!!

[soulnick 1]

Μια καταπληκτική ανάλυση του metal και των υποειδών του.

Καλή διασκέδαση.

HEAVY METAL

The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.

POWER METAL

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

THRASH METAL

The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

FOLK METAL

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave...without the princess.

VIKING METAL

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

DEATH METAL

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

BLACK METAL

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

GORE METAL

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her.Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

GRIND METAL

The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

DOOM METAL

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

GOTHIC METAL

The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duett by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.

PROGRESSIVE METAL

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the HEAVY METAL protagonist.

INDUSTRIAL METAL

The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes anobscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

SPEED METAL

Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someones screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.

CHRISTIAN METAL

The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to 'thank' the protagonist he replies, "sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."

GLAM METAL

The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

BATTLE METAL

The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.

NU METAL

The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

EMO

The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him, he gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway.

πηγη

[filippos1976 4]

καλοοοοο:)

[a$wto$ 1]

"Fuck the techno and the rest

Heavy Metal is the best"

[Nikker 3]

Kαλό...

VIKING METAL

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

[soulnick 1]

ειναι απο τα καλυτερα!

[SMF 0]

Πολύ καλό και όχι μακρυά από την πραγματικότητα...

Ρε παιδιά δεν είναι και έτσι το Glam metal...

[SLAYER 2]

Ρε Κωστα δεν διαβασα τιποτα για epic mettal!

[atsatsos 1]

"Fuck the techno and the rest

Heavy Metal is the best"

ΩΩΩΩΠ!!! Σωτήρη! Δικός μας?

[jkstigma 0]

:_rock-on: :lol: :lol:

Πάμεεε πάμεεεεεε

[mitsos84 3]

αδερφια μου μεταλαδες, οσοι κανετε downloads απο το νετ, ψαξτε και κατεβαστε ενα δοκιμαντερ με το ονομα

A HAEDBANGERS JOYRNEY.

ειναι εργο ενος ανθρωπολογου καφρου μεταλα και εχει ''σχεδον'' ολοκληρη την ιστορια του μεταλ

με συνεντευξεις απο οποιους μπορειτε να φανταστειτε..

απο dio μεχρι corpsegrinder και απο dickinson μεχρι necrobutcer...

οποιος το δει ας μου κανει pm...lolololololol

επισησ οσοι θελουν βοηθεια για να το βρουν με χαρα μου.

[pateras_R6 0]

αψογο!!Απο τα καλυτερα που εχω διαβασει!!!! :vv:

[a$wto$ 1]

Εννοειται

Και να φανταστεις οτι καποτε σπουδαζα κλασσικο βιολι

[raistlin 0]

αδερφια μου μεταλαδες, οσοι κανετε downloads απο το νετ, ψαξτε και κατεβαστε ενα δοκιμαντερ με το ονομα

A HAEDBANGERS JOYRNEY.

ειναι εργο ενος ανθρωπολογου καφρου μεταλα και εχει ''σχεδον'' ολοκληρη την ιστορια του μεταλ

με συνεντευξεις απο οποιους μπορειτε να φανταστειτε..

απο dio μεχρι corpsegrinder και απο dickinson μεχρι necrobutcer...

οποιος το δει ας μου κανει pm...lolololololol

επισησ οσοι θελουν βοηθεια για να το βρουν με χαρα μου.

Όντως είναι καλό...